The dearly departed
We pay homage to those that have gone before, those that have hung up their boots and left the field of battle. You may leave the pitch, but you will always be a Brit.
Verenka, Gytis "Guiness"
A workhorse, softly spoken giant that joined midway through the season, making his debut in the club derby victory. Also of note that he is our record cup goalscorer, and currently our only cup goalscorer.
League Apps: 9 League Goals: 3 Cup Apps: 2 Cup Goals: 2
Our Lord and Saviour, born of divine intervention. The father of the squad who showed drive in his legs that put younger, fitter lads to shame. Jesus was a gift from the Gods and to the Gods he has returned. A joy to have on a team
League Apps: 20 League Goals: 8
De Vicente, Raul
Having been the only player for an opposition friendly to turn up, he signed up with the exiles. A defiant, strong and versatile player who could not speak a word of English and communicated purely through his tattoos and his love of techno
League Apps: 13 League Goals: 5
The Baby faced assassin, a striker with an extraordinary ability to find the net who suffered from work shifts clashing with Sunday league kick off times. A much missed, much loved member of the squad.
League Apps: 18 League Goals: 17 Cup Apps: 1 Cup Goals: 0