The dearly departed
Former players
We pay homage to those that have gone before, those that have hung up their boots and left the field of battle. You may leave the pitch, but you will always be a Brit.
1
Cabañero, Mario
SPA
Position
Goalkeeper
2018-19
The softly spoken shotstopper was between the sticks in the 2018-19 founding season but found it difficult to maintain consistent availability.
League Apps: 14 Cup Apps: 1
3
Verenka, Gytis "Guiness"
LIT
Position
Def/Mid
2018-19
A workhorse, softly spoken giant that joined midway through the season, making his debut in the club derby victory. Also of note that he is our record cup goalscorer, and currently our only cup goalscorer.
League Apps: 9 League Goals: 3 Cup Apps: 2 Cup Goals: 2
5
Kinsella, Ben
ENG
Position
Mid
2018-19
Ben is a runner by trade, and he has retired his Brit shirt to continue his running, but will always be remembered as scoring on his debut in the Ecotisa derby defeat
League Apps: 11 League Goals: 3
8
Slater, Matt
ENG
Position
Def/Mid
2018-19
A talented and motivated playmaker who sadly made his way to brighter pastures following something he laughable calls "a career". Slave to the wage is our Matt. Good luck mate
League Apps: 11 League Goals: 1
1
Beattie, Adam
ENG
Position
Gk
2019-20
A solid and reliable performer between the sticks who gave the defence confidence and organisation. He returned to the UK for his career and is held in high regard by all who played alongside him
League Apps: 12
5
Clapson, Thomas
ENG
Position
Mid
2019-20
Thomas earned total respect from the squad for his anecdote telling us how he took a translator to his eye test. He was never able to realise his position in the team but was a warm and friendly presence
League Apps: 2
7
Pernas, Alonso
PER
Position
Mid
2018-20
Cultured South American import with the hair to match. A close control midfielder that applied glue to his boots prior to matches to help the ball stick close. Frequently on the receiving end of opposition aggression, he responded with his twinkle toes and twinkle smile.
League Apps: 19 League Goals: 3
10
Keane, Matt
ENG
Position
Mid
2018-20
Diminutive midfield powerhouse. A source of creativity and a fiery temperament who despite his myriad foot skills scored more with his head then should be allowed.
League Apps: 13 League Goals: 11 Cup Apps: 1
12
De Vicente, Raul
SPA
Position
Mid
2019-20
Having been the only player for an opposition friendly to turn up, he signed up with the exiles. A defiant, strong and versatile player who could not speak a word of English and communicated purely through his tattoos and his love of techno
League Apps: 13 League Goals: 5
14
Borque, Jesus
SPA
Position
Mid
2018-20
Our Lord and Saviour, born of divine intervention. The father of the squad who showed drive in his legs that put younger, fitter lads to shame. Jesus was a gift from the Gods and to the Gods he has returned. A joy to have on a team
League Apps: 20 League Goals: 8
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