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6. Merrick Wells (Def/GK) ENG

Club president and co-founder. A gritty defender and second choice keeper and currently the record holder for most appearances for the club. Still awaiting his first goal.

2018-19  Div 3 21 Apps 0 Goals Cup 2 Apps 0 Goals            0 Y 0 R

2019-20  Div 3  15  Apps 0 Goals

22. Ross Gilman (Mid) ENG

Club captain and co-founder. A committed and industrious winger who frequently impresses with his pace and strength. Has been known to score the occasional screamer.

2018-19 Div 3 17 Apps 3 Goals  Cup 2 Apps 0 Goals             5 Y 0 R

2019-20 Div 3 14 Apps 1 Goals                                             2 Y

10. Matt Keane (Mid) ENG

Diminutive midfield powerhouse. A source of creativity and a fiery temperament who despite his myriad foot skills scores more with his head then should be allowed.

2018-19 Div 3 12 Apps 11 Goals Cup 1 Apps 0 Goals            1 Y 1 R

2019-20 Div 3   1 Apps   0 Goals

13. Jason Morris (For) ENG

Battling forward with a shot like a traction engine. Unsettles defenders with his strength and skill. Club record goal scorer.

2018-19 Div 3 19 Apps 18 Goals  Cup 2 Apps 0 Goals          2 Y 0 R

2019-20 Div 3 10 Apps 15 Goals

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2. Adam Ferns (Def) ENG

Ball playing defender who has dazzled with his calmness and purpose on the ball. Breeds confidence in the back line and his enthusiasm has proven to be infectious.

2018-19 Div 3 17 Apps  0 Goals Cup 2 Apps 0 Goals              1 Y 0 R

2019-20 Div 3 13 Apps  0 Goals                                           1 Y 0 R

11. Jamie Shaw (Mid) ENG

Sonic the hedgehog on the wing. This youngling sparkles with pace and flair and despite his lack of bulk shows surprising strength in the challenge. Capable of scoring classy goals and making them look easy

2018-19 Div 3 19 Apps 4 Goals Cup 2 Apps 0 Goals                3 Y 0 R

2019-20 Div 3 13 Apps  2 Goal

7. Alonso Pernas (Mid) PER

Cultured South American import with the hair to match. A close control midfielder that applies glue to his boots prior to matches to help the ball stick close. Frequently on the receiving end of opposition aggression, he responds with his twinkle toes and twinkle smile.

2018-19 Div 3 12 Apps 1 Goal  Cup 0 Apps 0 Goals                 2 Y 0 R

2019-20 Div 3   7 Apps 2 Goals                                                3 Y 0 R

4. Will Rooney (Mid) ENG

Defender who is not aware he is entirely modelled on Jack Charlton but with better hair. A towering presence at the back who is as yet, the only squad player to have a move named after him. "The Will Whirl"

2018-19 Div 3 18 Apps 1 Goal   Cup 0 Apps 0 Goals              1 Y 0 R

2019-20 Div 3 14 Apps 0 Goals

14. Jesus Borque (Mid) ESP

Our Lord and Saviour, born of divine intervention. The father of the squad who shows drive in his legs that put younger, fitter lads to shame. Jesus is a gift from the Gods.

2018-19 Div 3 12 Apps 6 Goals  Cup 0 Apps 0 Goals                0 Y 0 R

2019-20 Div 3   8 Apps 2 Goals                                                1 Y 0 R

1. Adam Beattie (Gk) ENG

A new signing for the 19-20 season. Impressive between the posts bringing an air of security to the back line.

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2019-20 Div 3   12 Apps 0 Goals

8. David Martin (Mid/For) ESP

A new addition for our second season, a defiant hustler and ideal utility player, making his debut in the 2019-20 opening fixture

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2019-20 Div 3   10 Apps 3 Goals

9. Riccardo Peribañez (For) ESP

The smiling assassin, a talented and lovable player who poses terrifying dangers to opposition defenders. "Richie" has thrilled the squad by committing to a second season with the Brits!

2018-19 Div 3 13 Apps 12 Goals Cup 1 App 0 Goals             0 Y 0 R

2019-20 Div 3   5 Apps 5 Goals

5. Thomas Clapson (Mid) ENG

A new recruit for the 19-20 season yet to make his debut. Thomas has already earned total respect from the squad for his anecdote telling us how he took a translator to his eye test.

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2019-20 Div 3   2 Apps 0 Goals

12. Raul De Vicente (Mid/Def) ESP

Having been the only player for an opposition friendly to turn up, he signed up with the exiles. A defiant, strong and versatile team player

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2019-20 Div 3    13 Apps 5 Goals

55. Matt Wolfenden (Mid) ENG

The Scouse terrier has arrived to bring balance to the force. To reinstall Matt as the Club's most popular name and to keep the Liverpool quota on top of the stat pile as well. He is also a tenacious midfielder, if you are still interested.

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2019-20 Div 3    12 Apps 0 Goals                                          2 Y 0 R